OP’s TSotD-Nada Surf

Three important rules for breaking up Don’t put off breaking up when you know you want to Prolonging the situation only makes it worse Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly Don’t make a big production Don’t make up an elaborate story This will help you avoid a big tear-jerking scene If you want to date other people say so Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected Even if you’ve gone together for only a short time, And haven’t been too serious There’s still a feeling of rejection when someone says She preferres the company of others … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Nada Surf

OP’s TSotD-PUP

In the Yukon valley Where I spent my summer past I was alone in the bush where The tide’s slow and the river moves fast And, oh that golden temptress That golden witch We were on the tundra In a land where the sun don’t set In the Yukon valley Where you left me You left me on my knees On the Athabasca Delta We retraced our tracks All through the woods where we found A compass and a prospector’s mound And I pushed off in my boat With the gold prospector’s ghost Search forever But you won’t ever find … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-PUP

OP’s TSotD-Slothrust

Some men purchase real dolls To fill the void She don’t finish dinner And her expression never changes Don’t shake hands with the lonely kids Cause I hear that shit’s contagious Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah Animals in my bed, animals in my bed Animals in the street I like cats, do you like cats Of course you do you sassy motherfucker My stomach hurts, does your stomach hurt Do our stomaches hurt together I feel pain, do you feel pain Will this pain last forever? Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah I don’t think the flavor packet Makes it taste much different … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Slothrust

OP’s TSotD-The Misfits

Die, die, die my darling Don’t utter a single word Die, die, die my darling Just shut your pretty mouth I’ll be seeing you again I’ll be seeing you in Hell Don’t try to be a baby Your future’s in an oblong box, yeah Don’t try to be a baby Should have seen it a-comin’ on Don’t try to be a baby I don’t know it was in your power Don’t try to be a baby Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy Don’t try to be a baby Now your life drains on the floor Don’t try to be a … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-The Misfits

OP’s TSotD-The Coathangers

I’m stuck here No way out Back you can never go Back you can never go Back you can never go Back no no no Not my plan Not my house Back you can never go Back you can never go Back you can never go Back no no no No yawning Smile for me Back you can never go Back you can never go Back you can never go Said you’d do What you said I’ll come back one day What you said What’d you do I’ll come back to you What’d you say What’d you do I’ll come … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-The Coathangers

OP’s TSotD-Cherry Glazerr

Flesh and bones, giving in I can’t see the fog I’m in But it’s there, in my eyes In my car, in the sky I’m so tired, weekend in I’m an unproductive sin Special lady with her issues You can sue me if I kiss you I’m a wasted girl And I don’t know how I’m a wasted girl And I don’t know how I’m a wasted girl, I’m a wasted girl I’m a wasted nun and I don’t have fun Turn over, turn over, turn over Make myself tough, making my commotion Going through these motions Let me in … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Cherry Glazerr

OP’s TSotD-Alice in Chains

In the darkest hole, you’d be well advised Not to plan my funeral ‘fore the body dies, yeah Come the morning light, it’s a see through show What you may have heard and what you think you know, yeah Let the sun never blind your eyes Let me sleep so my teeth won’t grind Hear a sound from a voice inside Sure to play a part, so you love the game And in truth your lies become one and same, yeah I could set you free, rather hear the sound Of your body breaking as I take you down, yeah … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Alice in Chains

OP’s TSotD-Soundgarden does Black Sabbath

Anything we should know about your change? How can you buy or sell the sky Or the warmth of the land it’s strange to us We don’t own the freshness of the air Or the sparkle of the water How can you buy them from us The white man doesn’t understand our ways For he’s a stranger who comes in the night And takes from the land just what he needs Oh yeah He treats his brothers like his enemies When it’s completed he moves on He leaves his father’s grave and his birthright His birthright is forgotten The air … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Soundgarden does Black Sabbath

OP’s TSotD-Faith No More

I’ll be your leprechaun Shamrock a lucky charm (Whoa yeah) Tap-dance in olive oil (It’s ok) Dip into the sugar bowl (Whoa yeah) Sunny Side up Sunny Side up Such a lovely way to start the day Sunny Side up Sunny Side up Not the only way to fry an egg Sunny Side up Sunny Side up I am just a grain of sand on your beach With all of my heart All of my Heart A drop rain through your hands Rainbows will bend for me Curvy Honey bees will sting for me Stingy, stingy Sunny Side up Sunny … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Faith No More

OP’s TSotD-Better Oblivion Community Center

DYLAN THOMAS It was quite early one morning Hit me without warning I went to hear the general speak I was standing for the anthem Banners all around him Confetti made it hard to see Put my footsteps on the pavement Starved for entertainment Four seasons of revolving doors So sick of being honest I’ll die like Dylan Thomas A seizure on the barroom floor I’m getting greedy with this private hell I’ll go it alone, but that’s just as well These cats are scared and feral The flag pins on their lips As the truth is anybody’s guess These … Continue reading OP’s TSotD-Better Oblivion Community Center